Yesterday we spoke a little on the subject of back to school preparation. In light of that, I am posting this list of school-related jokes that you can share with your child. This is another way of building positive associations with school as well as getting them back into thinking about school. This may also help with some of the anxieties a child may have relating to school. Are you ready? Here we go ... have fun!Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: "So, what's your point!"
Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!"
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!
Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
A: E-clipse it!
Jessica
If your child has any great jokes he/she would like to share here, feel free to send me an email and I will post them. I know one little boy that has tons of jokes, and he recalls them much better than I do! I should use him as a resource:) You can either include your child's name or not.
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